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Old January 9th, 2009, 10:17 AM
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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long.
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Old January 9th, 2009, 05:13 PM
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I think you posted these before.

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Nope, not me.....I would have remembered these.
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I think you posted these before.

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I thought so too.
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I think you posted these before.

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I thought so too.
Hmmm....I just reveiwed all eleven pages of topics (back to DTW being the first) and can't find it.
Then I did a search of all my posts and found nothing other than the OP of this thread.
Whew!!...I still have my memory.
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I think you guys are right -- I too remember this from another thread.

I think Ken, "Skymaster," may have posted it.
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Whatever...still good titles.

Let it go.
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Not picking on you, Dan!

But we've got a mystery on our hands! And like all good mysteries, it must be solved.
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I like 'em
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I think you guys are right -- I too remember this from another thread.

I think Ken, "Skymaster," may have posted it.
They are good, but I did see them before.

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nothing wrong with the same joke being repeated as long as it was a good one.

Sometimes they are funnier the second time around!!

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Yeah - I think that's by the Flaming CHerry Bombs- I have the CD!
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