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Old July 4th, 2012, 11:58 PM
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I think these jokes are ok.
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Old September 24th, 2018, 08:10 PM
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How many Titanic jokes have you heard? Did you hear the one about the SOS signal? Neither did the other ships.

What did the Titanic say to the iceberg? Nothing it ignored it.

What was the best part of the Titanic? The water slide at the end.

What would the Titanic captain have said if he were American? Women and cars first.

What's the last song sang on the Titanic? Under the sea

The Titanic tickets were for a one way trip to New York... They ended up in Ice Burg.
At least there was one upside to the Titanic... Everyone got a seat in the splash zone.

At least there was one upside to the Titanic... The back of the ship

What's the real reason the Titanic wasn't saved? The flood lights didn't work.

If someone ever tells you that water beds are better for your health just remember that everyone on board the Titanic had one.

What do Titanic survivors get PTSD from? Anything with ice.

Did you ever wonder if the last pictures on everyone's cameras on the Titanic was of an iceberg

*camera zooms out on the corpse filled water with screaming and the ship sinking after hitting the iceberg, everyone is wearing clean white clothes including corpses* a narrator then says: "It's a Tide ad."

The reporters told the Titanic captain you'll go down in history, he didn't think that's what he meant.
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Old December 21st, 2018, 10:17 AM
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What was the last thing ms astor told her servant before departing on the titanic? Missile, will you please feed my birds while I'm gone and I'll take care of feeding the fish!
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