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Old May 22nd, 2005, 05:54 AM
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Default Childrens Science Exam Answers

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
(Goodness!)

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
(Makes sense to me!)

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. (Well, duh)

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
moon, and nature hates a vacuum I forget where the sun joins in
this fight. ( A little knowledge is a funny thing!)

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
adultery. (Probably!)

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death. (That's for sure!)

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax
and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the
borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels, A, E,I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

This is my personal favorite:
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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Old May 22nd, 2005, 08:14 AM
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I cannot stop laughing. Great stuff. I once asked who Fidel Castro was to third graders, and several responded, "a ballerina." I have no clues as to why that answer, but I do not think we, as adults, are supposed to know.
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I work with kids, and they never cease to amaze me! Thanks for the laughs CruzNut2!

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