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Old November 9th, 2004, 02:02 PM
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> An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
church
> > services when she was startled by an intruder.
> >
> > She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables
and
> > yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" {Repent and be baptized, in the name of
> > Jesus Christ so that your sins maybe forgiven.)
> >
> > The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the
police
> > and explained what she had done.
> > As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
"Why
> > did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture
to
> > you."
> >
> >
> > "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two
38's!"
> >

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Old November 9th, 2004, 10:37 PM
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Good one!!

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Old November 10th, 2004, 07:44 AM
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I like it!!!

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